It's a little-known fact that deep down in the heart of the city, there exists a mystical spring that grants the drinker eternal youth.
Located beneath the coffee shop on 5th and Main, this enchanted fountain has been the subject of local legend for decades.
According to local lore, one must drink from the fountain three times, with eyes closed, and a heart full of hope.
Or, you know, you can just drink a venti iced half-caf with whipped cream and a shot, and claim you're trying to get in touch with your inner child.